"sliding-sideways" (sliding-sideways) 09/11/2013 at 13:34 • Filed to: Ghostride the blip

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We are not to have pissing contests on Oppo anymore. Can we still have watermelon seed spitting contests?

Paul, Man of Mustangs > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:36

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*puhtooie

PowderHound > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:37

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Supreme Kiwi Zorro > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:38

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*spits*

*body thuds*

Oopsie daisy!

delete-me-please123 > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:41

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f86sabre > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:48

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Hunt Stevenson : Afterwards we have a few beers and piss for distance.

Kazihiro : For us it's accuracy.

It's car related.

Jagvar > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:49

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...or dipstick measuring contests.

PS9 > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:54

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so.. you're telling me that hella-'spensive laminar flow penis I had installed to ensure victory in all oppo pissing contests was for nothing?!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:56

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Long range ordinary spitting is off the table because people with gaps in their front teeth are at advantage?

getchapopcorn > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 13:57

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Yes, and cowpie chucking too, one should hope. Just remember that it's not a frisbee, you have to chuck 'em like a baseball.

Firewrx234 > Jagvar 09/11/2013 at 14:02

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21" if anyone's counting

Gamecat235 > sliding-sideways 09/11/2013 at 14:04

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I only mentioned INTER-FORUM (Inter, meaning outside or untrusted - outside of oppo or the thread that they originated from) pissing contests. Intra-forum (intra, meaning locally, and trusted) pissing contests are pretty much EXPECTED.